1. Coffee

2. One of those million dollar Kashmir scarves from Charisma Crafts in San Francisco that come in their own, crazy-ornate lacquered boxes.

3. A shadow box for my black and white print Givenchy mini skirt that I had to own, because it’s insane, but can never wear because I am too tall and curvy. It deserves a place of honor on my wall, and I deserve closure.

4. An assistant (read: unpaid intern) to run around and do all the boring crap I should be doing today when all I want to do is stay home and purge my closet.

5. Another week in Hawaii.

6. Someone to tell me I’m a spoiled little princess, but then secretly arrange to surprise me with all of it.

Is that too much to ask?